Funny shopping with DH

Happy Easter!

Hope everyone has a wonderful Easter! Now for the funny!

Since DH and I have been retired, we spend a lot of time together.  I love him with all my heart and after 40 years he is still my hero. But sometimes he embarrasses the fire out of me.  For instance, yesterday we went to my favorite department store, JCPenny.  I was looking for pretty spring blouses and pants with DH.  I found some beautiful pastel blouses and we carried a handful to the dressing room.  There was a bench outside the dressing room and he sat there in his ball cap, sunglasses and holding my orange purse. I tried on one blouse that looked great so I came out of the dressing room to show him.  But he wasn't there!  Then I saw him far across the clothing department talking to a little salesgirl in the handbag section.  He turned and saw me .... and in a deep and LOUD voice that carried across the store, he asked,

" Hey, Honey!  What size pants do you wear?" 

I froze!  Did he really expect me to holler the size back? 

The little salesgirl came running across the store (she understood) and told me she would find someone to help us. DH was trying to be my hero again and find some pants for me to try on!  After our shopping trip he took me out for BBQ for lunch and all was forgiven!

Has anything funny happened to you while shopping?

Love,

Lottie